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System Status: Critical
Market Outlook: Negative

Invest in
Certain Collapse.

BlackRekt is the global leader in capital destruction. We leverage proprietary "Buy High, Sell Low" algorithms to ensure maximum insolvency for institutional clients.

$0.00

AUM

100%

Loss Rate

4,021

Lawsuits

Press Room:
BlackRekt announces strategic partnership with insolvency.Q3 Report: We have successfully lost the private keys.CEO Larry Sink denies allegations of competence.New ETF Launched: Inverse Prosperity Fund ($POOR).
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Trusted Strategic Partners

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FTX
ALAMEDA RESEARCH
THREE ARROWS
CELSIUS
BLOCKFI
MT GOX
BITCONNECT
TERRA LUNA
SILICON VALLEY BANK
CREDIT SUISSE
ENRON
LEHMAN BROTHERS
FTX
ALAMEDA RESEARCH
THREE ARROWS
CELSIUS
BLOCKFI
MT GOX
BITCONNECT
TERRA LUNA
SILICON VALLEY BANK
CREDIT SUISSE
ENRON
LEHMAN BROTHERS
The Thesis

The World's Premier Asset Mismanagement Firm

BlackRekt ($BREKT) is a satirical financial instrument built on the Base blockchain. While traditional firms strive for 'gains' and 'fiduciary responsibility', we operate on a higher plane of existence: pure, unadulterated value destruction.

We are not here to make you money. We are here to send a message.
(The message is that we lost your money).

Institutional Decay

We bring Wall Street's inefficiency to DeFi.

Negative Alpha

Consistently underperforming the S&P 500 since inception.

Fee Maximization

Our fees are high because our standards are low.

Capabilities

We don't mitigate risk.
We schedule it.

In today's volatile markets, losing money is easy. Losing all of it, efficiently and systematically, requires a partner with institutional-grade incompetence.

Fixed Income-petence

Bond strategies designed to default.

Quantitative Easing

We print tokens until they are worth zero.

Sustainable Losses (ESG)

Environmentally friendly portfolio destruction.

Market Insights
Live Meltdown
$30.00

Tick: $BREKT / USD

Loss Projector

Plan your financial exit strategy.

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Projected Value

$0.10

-99.9% Return
Proprietary Technology

ALADDIN'T™

Risk Enhancement System

While other platforms focus on risk management, ALADDIN'T™ is the world's first end-to-end risk enhancement platform. It processes millions of data points to find the single worst trade executable at any given moment.

Automated Buy-High/Sell-Low execution
Real-time liquidation alerts sent directly to your creditors
Panic-selling optimization algorithms
Integrated FOMO detectors
aladdint_core_v9.exe
[09:30:00 AM]INF >> INITIALIZING ALADDIN'T PROTOCOL v9.0...
[09:30:02 AM]INF >> CONNECTED TO INSTITUTIONAL LIQUIDITY POOL.
root@blackrekt:~#

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Token Structure

Fund Structuring

Ticker: $BREKT

Total Supply

1B

Tax (Buy/Sell)

0%

Utility

NONE

Contract Address

0x9C3eFe1fc763916d2b2c2276EC8515D388597b07

Initialize Position

Warning: Purchasing $BREKT will result in immediate and irreversible loss of capital. Proceed only if you hate money.

The Board

Executive Leadership

LS
WANTED

Larry Sink

Chairman & CEO

SD
WANTED

Sarah Dump

Chief Liquidity Officer

CL
WANTED

Chad Leverage

Head of Risk